One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you , I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I can not accept money from you. I’m doing
community service this week.’ The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

Are YOU a Movie 'Laugh Monitor' too..?

I read this in an email I had received and this soooo fit me.

I bet if you’re honest with yourself you find yourself doing this too!

Here is the funny story:

“I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I will waste 90 minutes shiftly glancing around to confirm everyone is laughing at the right parts…

…then make sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it!”

LMAO… some movies this comes to mind to that I would do this with–off the top of my head?

• Blazzing Saddles
• Airplane
• Adventures in Babysitting
• Spaceballs
• History of the World Part 1

LOL….